Is it really necessary to put Rihanna’s name by her picture? She’s had like 25 Top 40 hits. And all the dramz in the media?! Come on. People know who she is. Rihanna don’t need no name tag bitches.
Watch this now: Your weekend luv inspiration
Find a lover this weekend. And if they know what this song is, they are fucking awesome and you can keep them. Otherwise, next!
Forever Young: Pepper Ann
Pepper Ann Pepper Ann, Marching in her own parade. Pepper Ann she’s like one in a million!
She’s her own biggest fan, Pepper Ann-nnnnn.
Quote from dude at a party last night: “Pepper Ann was a crazy bitch”
Listen: Alex Anwandter “Como puedes vivir contigo mismo”
“How can you live with yourself” en español. This. IS. SO. FUCKING. GOOD. Holy shit. New favorite song. Freaking out. It just makes me wanna twirl dance around my whole house in sequins and fur. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. It’s Chilean pop. HOLY SHIT.
It’s reminiscent of Scissor Sisters, but stands alone by itself so well too. OMFG.
Thanks K!!!!!!
Words of wisdom
Running for your life is the only acceptable time to run without an iPod.
So this exists
It’s an Axe men’s product called “whatever”. Does this really exist?
Fashion: Abba Platform
I love it more because the name ABBA is in it. They even, dare I say, look kinda comfy? At least for heely type things! Plus, just imagine how lightweight they are since they are made from cork! But fo real, $115 for cork shoes?! Are you kidding me? That’s like charging a shit load of money for a cardboard dress. What the what. Anyways, these would look sweet under a long skirt, colorful top and hair in a bun on top of the head. Right?!
Listen: Kodacrome “Dance Malady”
Check out this live studio version of “Dance Malady” by Kodacrome. It goes from cray to cray cray to crazy sexy cool right before your eyes. It’s also cool to see an electronic group doing their thing live instrumentally. If you dig, check out some of their other electro tunes over at their website, because their other songs are bag of fun electropop goodies.
Netflix nightcap: Saturday Night Live
LIVE FROM NETFLIX IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!
All, absolutely all episodes of SNL are on Netflix now! Plus some Best ofs like Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, Chris Farley and Jimmy Fallon.
Of course I haven’t watched absolutely every episode of this crazy long and successful series. However of the few early epsiodes I’ve seen, I recommend checking out the second episode of the first season, where Simon and Garfunkel come together again for a live show and completely let the world know exactly how tense it was between Simon and Garfunkel. It is cultural and musical gold. I really wanna check out the ABBA episode because they are pop royalty in my eyes.
Last time I checked, the later seasons of SNL, meaning the most recent ones, don’t show the musical guests. I’m assuming this is due to copyright bullshit that some jerk suits are throwing a hissy fit in the middle of the grocery store over. Eye roll!
Nevertheless, we can relive every episode ever of our favorite and not-so-favorite actors and actresses either killing it or embarrassing themselves. Also, whenever you’re feelin’ blue and need some female funny empowerment, Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Liz Lemon Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig are just a couple of hilarious clicks away.
10 Terrifying Reasons Why You Should NEVER Get High On Bath Salts
I fucking love bath salts. Not for a weird high, but for my skin in the bathtub. Imma be pissed if crazy bitches who can’t just do the regular drugs ruin my bath experience by gettin’ this shit banned at stores. This may be one of them few few few times in my life where the sentence “Why can’t you just snort crack?” makes perfect and logical sense. Don’t snort bath salts y’all, just sprinkle them in your tub for smooth skin. Pick up a bottle of wine if you must. Trust me, it’s a lot nicer than snorting bath salts and eating a man’s face, and then being shot to death. Cheap wine ain’t that bad.
Next these turd munches will snort roasted beet salads and stolen truffle oil for their fix. Fuck that. Please don’t snort things I love.
10 Terrifying Reasons Why You Should NEVER Get High On Bath Salts.
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