All hail barbecues, late nights running around lawns with your friends, fruity drinks, smoking, sun tans, shorts, lake hair, colorful sunsets and summer luv.
Celebrité: Lady Gaga got pretty fucked up
Baby girl!! I can’t believe she doesn’t look worse actually after getting hit in the head with a metal prop during a concert in New Zealand. She probably has a goose egg the size of her poofy hair back there. A natural, injury-induced bumpit! She still looks beautiful. This girl will do anything for her little monsters, even completing 16 songs with a concussion. Seriously, I can’t believe she could do that. Amazing. So nice to her fans. Gaga 4 eva.
Celebrité: Robert Pattinson hates Perez Hilton
“When I got this part, every single article that came out, was, ‘R-Patz’s struggle for credibility!’; I don’t understand who invented that thing, ‘R-Patz’, I want to strangle them.”- Robert Pattinson talking with The Guardian about his nickname and his new film Cosmopolis
Robert Pattinson HATES Perez Hilton, wants to strangle him
I swear Perez Hilton started it. He at least made it mondo popular.
This is both Perez’s dream and worst nightmare to be hated by a teen sensation Twilight cast member. On one hand, someone famous is talking about him. A real ‘dear diary’ moment. On the other, the famous person he creepily fantasizes about adores say he hates the nickname he more than likely spawned for him. Ya can’t win ’em all, Perezy.
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Movies: 2 Days in New York
2 Days in New York
WHAT THE WHAT?! Julie Delpy has written a sequel to her 2007 movie 2 Days in Paris, which just happens to be one of my favorite movies ever. The sequel is called 2 Days in New York and chronicles her French relatives going to New York. Chris Rock plays Delpy’s new boyfriend Mingus, as opposed to Adam Goldberg who isn’t back for the sequel as Jack. But from the first movie I can see their onscreen characters not lasting. However, they did have a movie baby, and Delpy’s character Marion lives with their kid.
It’s really cool to see Chris Rock branching out from whatever he was doing before. He hasn’t been in anything corporate/mainstream that I can think of recently. It’s definitely nice to see his face in an indie role. Pretty refreshing actually. In the interview below, he says he thinks of himself as a writer first because of his comedy background, so going into indie films with great directors and freer ideas was a natural decision for him. Cool shit, Chris Rock.
Plus, Julie Delpy is fucking AWESOME. She’s a super talented gal who writes, directs and stars in her own movies. You may remember her from the 90s as the lass from Before Sunrise with Ethan Hawke and the sequel Before Sunset.
2 Days in New York already hit theaters in France in March, and will be at select theaters in the US in August 2012. Yay!!
Check out the neuroses trailers for the movie here, and an interview with Julie Delpy and Chris Rock below.
Music: Gotye is playing stadiums… why?
Gotye Tour
A stadium tour for Gotye and his one massive hit single. What? Isn’t that a little… presumptuous?
I mean, don’t get me wrong. His song “Somebody That I Used to Know” is a great jam, he’s really cute and I’m sure a superb musical talent. But can’t you just see the crowd at the stadium, on the edge of their seats, ignoring all the other songs, waiting to hear him belt out “But you didn’t have to CUT ME OFFF!!!” because it’s the only song they know from his repertoire? Who knows. Maybe everyone who watched that video (all 247 million views!) bought the CD and knows most of his jams. I guess we’ll have to wait for ticket sales to come in and then we’ll know just what kind of star this guy is gonna be this year.
By the by, Rihanna couldn’t fill stadiums on her last tour. She has over 24 number 1 Top 40 hits, and Gotye has 1.
Music: Lady Gaga suffers concussion AND finishes concert
This lady is solid gold. At a concert in New Zealand, an unlucky backup dancer smacked our Lady of Gaga in the head with a metal pole, giving her a concussion. No worries though, she went on to finish the rest of the 16 songs for the show. Ho.LY. Moly.
Lady Gaga concussion
I get a headache and I feel utterly debilitated, and this bitch is finished hours of songs with a concussion. I need to get to her level, STAT!
I don’t know what it would take for her to NOT finish a concert. Apocalypse? Broken legs? Al Queda? She’d probably still finished “Bad Romance” because that’s how baller she is.
Work it Lady G. Hope your head feels better!!
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Watch this now: Jimmy Fallon, The Roots and Carly Rae Jepsen sing “Call Me Maybe”
Fallon, Roots, and Jepsen
Are we having fun yet?!
Television: Ok, is this seriously a show? Bunheads. It’s called Bunheads.
Bunheads. Is. The. Name. Of. This. Show.
Are you kidding me. OBVIOUSLY this is a summer schedule show on ABC Family, and it is called Bunheads. If I wasn’t gagging at the sight of “ABC Family” already, I’d definitely be gagging at this entire premise.
Lemme guess every single plot line:
- Boyfriend trouble because practice is so tough and grueling. Also, boyfriend is a huge piece of shit.
- Grades are slipping because practice is so hard
- Pressure from mom and dad to get into a good school but practice is hard it’s eating up all the time
- Anorexia/bulimia problems cuz bunheads gotsta be skinny
- Some kind of drug/alcohol overly dramatic related arc that makes people who drink alcohol look like Satan
- Aaand a rivalry between two girls (or a group) to better reinforce for the generations to come that nobody can get along, and women should be pitted against each other for all eternity until the gates of hell explode and ruin all of our silk things.
Here are a couple better show premises for Bunheads that would be 10 times better:
- Princess Leia fanatics who have strange addictions
- Chronicling the life and times of Jimmy Bunhead, an existentialist living in his parents’ basement
- A reality show about Cinnabon workers and their
sad, patheticday-to-day in store and dealing with “charming” regular Cinnabon clientele - People who literally sit in front of the screen for 17 minutes with sticky buns taped to their heads and sing “The Cupid Shuffle”, the worst song in the entire world
Hollywood is snorting bath salts. That’s the only explanation for this. Fuck Florida, the zombie apocalypse is coming straight from LA.
Beauty: Beth Ditto’s MAC line has launched
Beth Ditto’s MAC line is love long distance
Get ready to look freaky cool with Gossip frontlady Beth D’s new line of makeups and whodizzles. I can admire from afar, as my tight budget allows solely for jovial cocktails twice a week and no makeup unless this bitch needs it.
The line is filled with bright colors, but not annoyingly bright like Nicki Minaj’s MO these days. My favorite piece is a pink lipstick called “Dear Diary,” because that’s a great name for lipstick dammit. It’s already sold out.
Check out the line over at MAC babiez. I have lipstick, eyeshadow and mascara from the MACksterz. I really like the lipstick, the eyeshadow is sparkly and awesome, but the mascara is kind of like any ol’ mascara: black shit to rub on your eyes. Next! Plus it’s like $15 so maybe mascara can be a Target run type of thing instead of an internet, limited edition type of thing. Yeah?! YEAH!
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