Listen: Treasure Fingers “Crusaders”

Anything referencing 30 Rock is cooler than cool in my book. Check out Treasure Fingers “Crusaders.”

Music: Justin Timberlake?

WHAT THE WHAT?!

Please come back to us, JT. Maybe you could be the one to save the economy with sweet dance and R&B beats.
Please come back to us, JT. Maybe you could be the one to save the economy with sweet dance and R&B beats.

Did I just hear correctly that our beloved Justin Timberlake has hit the music scene once again? Granted and unfortunately, it’s just a featured spot (boo!) with his musical bff Timbaland in unknown artist FreeSol‘s song titled “Fascinated.” FreeSol has been performing the song at least since last November where he performed in on Letterman, but this is the first I’ve heard of the song and JT from a video promo on E! rolling through the credits.

We can only hope this is a promising sign for JT’s loooooooong awaited return to music. But, don’t hold your breath. He’s reportedly gotten engaged, and happy people tend to have a harder time creating things because they’re too busy having sex. Please come back to us, JT. We miss your jams and dance moves. COME BACK TO US.

 

On the fence: Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift 

The first time I watched anything dealing with Taylor Swift was a performance of “Should’ve Said No” where she had a costume change and ended her performance under a rain machine. Besides being a little pitchy, that performance rocked and I decided to check out her album.

But then came the Kanye-VMA debacle. It gave the gossip and entertainment mags something more interesting to talk about, you know, other than the Paris Hiltons or whichever socialite was being a general annoyance to the American public. Kanye got way too drunk and interrupted Swift during an acceptance speech for Best Video, which was obviously rude and spawned a year of never ending internet memes.

The Evidence 

What I thought was unsavory about Swift during this debacle was that West’s mother Donda died less than two years earlier, and Kanye hadn’t stopped working since then. Cue, spiraling out of control. He issued countless apologies on countless crappy tv shows, all of which Swift half-assedly accepted, as she looked as thought she enjoyed the free press more. 0

Swifty rips her shitty, metrosexual ex-boyfriends new b-holes after they dump her via text message. +2 

Her backup bands have the worst hair imaginable. But that’s not her fault. 0

She is always writing songs about having a broken heart, and is starting to sound like a broken record-1

Great hair. +1

She has great, classy style, and a new spread and cover for Vogue. +1 

She covers a new song relevant to the city she is touring in. Way cool. +1

Her surprise face. -1 

The Score

Taylor comes out with a +3 advantage. Her style and penchant for embarrassing guys who totally deserve it is way awesome. However, she really should do something about those backup dancers’ hair. Yuck.

Listen: St. Vincent

The beautiful and talented St. Vincent, Ms. Annie Clark, Photo: Tina Tyrell via ilovestvincent.com
The beautiful and talented St. Vincent, Ms. Annie Clark, Photo: Tina Tyrell via ilovestvincent.com

I don’t know when or why or how I began listening to St. Vincent, but a blessed moment it was. Annie Clark is St. Vincent, and if you haven’t met her quite yet, she is a fabulous and very talented woman.

Multi-instrumentalist, singer-songwriter, pretty gal.

I started with her second disc, Actor, which is phenomenal. “The Neighbors” and “The Strangers” are my all time favorite St. Vincent songs, and they come off this album. It’s worth a Pandora or Grooveshark stream, and definitely worth a purchase.

Check out St. Vincent albums here

Her first album is titled Marry Me, which was reported as being named after the Arrested Development story arc when Maeby becomes a movie producer, and uses the catch phrase ‘marry me’ with all the Hollywood execs. If that doesn’t win you over, then you sir are a mouthful.

Her latest album, Strange Mercy is an amazing, creative collection of songs ripe with guitar shreds and sweet tunes. My favorite songs on this album are “Northern Lights” and “Cruel”.

St. V, to my utmost jubilation, is going on tour!!! 2012 is shaping up to be tremendous already. I hope she’s coming to your city.

 ST. VINCENT TOUR DATES 

02-21  Istanbul, Turkey – Salon IKSV
02-22  Rome, Italy – Lanificio 159
02-23  Bologna, Italy – Locomotiv
02-24  Milan, Italy – Tunnel
02-26  Paris, France – Alhambra
02-27  London, England – Shepherd’s Bush Empire
02-28  Brussels, Belgium – Botanique-Rotonde
02-29  Amsterdam, Netherlands – Melkweg
03-02  Porto, Portugal – Vodafone Mexe Festival
03-08  Perth, Australia – Rosemount Hotel
03-10  Brisbane, Australia – The Hi-Fi
03-12  Sydney, Australia – Factory Theater
03-14  Melbourne, Australia – The Hi-Fi
03-18  Auckland, New Zealand – The Kings Arms Tavern
03-19  Wellington, New Zealand – San Francisco Bath House
04-14  Indio, CA – Coachella 
04-17 Tucson, AZ – Rialto Theater
04-21 Indio, CA – Coachella
04-24 Oakland, CA – Fox Theater
05-03 Providence, RI – Lupo’s
05-05 Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom
05-07 Pittsburgh, PA – Altar
05-08 Columbus, OH – Newport Music Hall
05-09 Cincinnati, OH – Bogart’s
05-10 Indianapolis, IN – Deluxe at Old National Centre
05-11 Chicago, IL – Vic Theatre
05-12 Minneapolis, MN – First Avenue
05-14 Omaha, NE – Slowdown 
05-15 Tulsa, OK – Cain’s Ballroom
05-17 Memphis, TN – Minglewood Hall
05-18 Birmingham, AL – The Bottletree
05-19 Atlanta, GA – Variety Playhouse
05-21 Nashville, TN – Cannery Ballroom
05-22 Knoxville, TN – Bijou Theatre
05-23 Carrboro, NC – Cat’s Cradle
05-24 Richmond, VA – The National

Listen: Poliça

Poliça's new album, "Give You The Ghost" is an awesome, chill ride.
Poliça's new album, "Give You The Ghost" is an awesome, chill ride.

Poliça, a synthy-mesh of talent from the Twin Cities’ Roma di Luna frontwoman Channy Leaneagh and Gayngs’ Ryan Olson, is hitting the indie airwaves with force. Their collaborative album, Give You The Ghost, was originally slated for a February release. Due to demand for the album, and more than likely to thwart more online piracy, the release date was moved up to December 20, 2011. The album features 11 songs that you will definitely want to check out, you know, before someone hipster embarrasses you at a party this weekend.

Here is their music video for “Lay Your Cards Out”