I can’t wait to wear dresses EVERYWHERE. Sunglasses, sandals, wedges, boots, BAHHH!!!! The snow and ice has thankfully given its final bow and I can’t even deal with springwear right now. I WANT SUMMER. BBQs, laying in parks, the SUN?!
WHY HAVEN’T I GOTTEN TICKETS YET?!
Here’s Jennifer Lawrence looking all sorts of smoldering at the HG premiere. This movie is gonna rock so hard. But maybe it’s a good thing I don’t have tickets yet, I hate feeling so unspecial in crowded places. “PEETA IS BETTER THAN GALE YOU IDIOT! (breaks annoying 9 year old’s arm and her shitty mom’s nose for saying Gale is the best, gets sent to jail and misses the movie with no refunded ticket)” Maybe waiting until the crowd dies down is a smart life choice.
Last Night is the tale of a married couple who both flirt dangerously with infidelity. The movie explores the subject better than most movies who attempt to go down a “will-they-or-won’t-they” path of straying partners. You get to see how two people can be married and love each other, yet at the same time have urges for something else.
You also get to see how we all have past relations with other people that may not completely die or ever go away, but won’t ever really become anything either. Kind of a, we are the way we are because we are. If that makes sense.
There are also a lot of nationalities at play in the movie that isn’t really a central storyline, which is strange. Normally movies try to overwork or overplay the fact that “worlds are colliding.” But this movie shows a more honest side of people falling in love without a huge conflict being that they’re from different places. It was more about the meat of being a human and having these intense feelings inside and outside of marriage and geography.
Keira Knightley is always amazing, and Eva Mendes was surprisingly good as well. Guillaume Canet was super hot and alluring and Sam Worthington kind of just played the questioning brutish character who you don’t expect a whole lot from (in the movie or as a real life character.)
Totally a movie you can watch if you want something that explores relationships and fidelity. Also the apartments in this movie are really cool and envious.
This blog is an awesome peek into lady interneting.
Fuck safety. Hello fashion!
Ryan Gosling picks really great material to work with. His work in 2006’s Half Nelson was amazing and a really good preview of the work he would do over the next 6 years.
Half Nelson is the story of a drug addict 8th grade history teacher who makes an unlikely friendship with Drey, one of his students, after she catches him smoking some crack in the girls locker room at school. The movie isn’t predictable and captures the life and story of an addict without a bunch of overplayed stereotypes. Definitely a worthwhile flick.
Thumbs up Ryan G.
Would it be Sunday morning without the Brady Bunch?
I haven’t seen this show since Nick at Nite in the 90s. It’s a historical culture shock. First, there are like NO people around. Can you imagine being in the butcher store (if people went to a butcher store instead of the Target meat section) and there are no people around? Except in Brady Bunch world that’s just a pleasant Tuesday instead of a depressing, rundown depression/recession era “lack” of consumers. There are so many people in this country, I don’t think we could EVER have a lack of consumers.
In one episode, Bobby Brady didn’t study and he did bad on a test. Instead of being angry at the teachers, Carol and Mike Brady tell him he should have studied more and it’s his fault he didn’t do well on the test. Why this makes me do a double take shocks me. Nowadays shitty parents blame everything on everyone else except their shitty kid. I think the explanation is crazy, indulgent parenting.
Anyways, the outfits are cool, the customs seem super bizarre and there’s like one black person a season on the show. Tripppppppppy.
OH LORD. Actually it’s not really a big deal. There are websites where women eat poo on camera and omelettes made from bodily fluids. I’ll take a little Courtney Stodden self-promotion any day over those pervert atrocities.
First of all, SHE WAS BORN IN 1994. That sounds way too young for someone to be half naked on a website. When I was 17 I was burning a hole in the road with my Harry Potter cloak. The kids these days, I tell ya.
Second of all, she describes herself as an “actress, model, pop artist.” Yeah, and I’m a professional couch enthusiast with a presidential penchant for eating dinner in front of the TV. She might as well change her description to “professional famehussy.” Burnt!
Better yet, if you’re a sad, bald, overweight lonely sociopath with agoraphobia, you can become a VIP member over at her website. Goody!
RIGHT?! That’s exactly how you feel after college and before job-world. And there’s always a fucking guitar around.
Also, Reality Bites is on Netflix if you haven’t seen it.
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Olivia Munn responds to alleged nude photos of her that were leaked:
March 9, 2012
Dear Everyone at “The Babymakers” SXSW screening:
I’m sorry I couldn’t be there with you all. I’m currently in Sierra Leone helping build wells for the thirsty. I thought I’d have time to stop through Austin on my way here, but I was detoured when I saw two beached seals on the Gulf near South Padre and used all of my strength, sweat and tears to pull them back into the water and save their lives.
(NOTE to JAY- Hold for applause and gasps. About 2 solid minutes…)
So, I come to you only in this letter, by way of my director of “The Babymakers” Jay Chandra-shay… shay- Jay Chandra-something.
It’s hard for me to sit here with these small, dysentery-ridden children and know that I cannot be there, with all of you wonderful friends and supporters, for my SXSW Hollywood movie premiere.
I must end this letter short, as I’m on my way to Seoul, Korea to speak with the starving children who have been denied food by their country and educate them on a motto that I have personally lived by and think will give them some hope: Thinner is Better.
I pray this letter finds you well and God keeps you safe.
Oh, and one last thing- Some of those pictures weren’t even me. I mean, you can’t even see my penis… and it’s pretty big for an Asian. Sheesh.
Til next we meet again…
Sincerely,
Your Cable Television Darling (from the upcoming HBO Aaron Sorkin series, “The Newsroom”),
Olivia Munn
Love her!! Hot and funny is the coolest combination ever. Just ask Kristen Wiig.
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