Celebrité: Lady Gaga got pretty fucked up

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Baby girl!! I can’t believe she doesn’t look worse actually after getting hit in the head with a metal prop during a concert in New Zealand. She probably has a goose egg the size of her poofy hair back there. A natural, injury-induced bumpit! She still looks beautiful. This girl will do anything for her little monsters, even completing 16 songs with a concussion. Seriously, I can’t believe she could do that. Amazing. So nice to her fans. Gaga 4 eva.

Movies: 2 Days in New York

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2 Days in New York

WHAT THE WHAT?! Julie Delpy has written a sequel to her 2007 movie 2 Days in Paris, which just happens to be one of my favorite movies ever. The sequel is called 2 Days in New York and chronicles her French relatives going to New York. Chris Rock plays Delpy’s new boyfriend Mingus, as opposed to Adam Goldberg who isn’t back for the sequel as Jack. But from the first movie I can see their onscreen characters not lasting. However, they did have a movie baby, and Delpy’s character Marion lives with their kid.

It’s really cool to see Chris Rock branching out from whatever he was doing before. He hasn’t been in anything corporate/mainstream that I can think of recently. It’s definitely nice to see his face in an indie role. Pretty refreshing actually. In the interview below, he says he thinks of himself as a writer first because of his comedy background, so going into indie films with great directors and freer ideas was a natural decision for him. Cool shit, Chris Rock.

Plus, Julie Delpy is fucking AWESOME. She’s a super talented gal who writes, directs and stars in her own movies. You may remember her from the 90s as the lass from Before Sunrise with Ethan Hawke and the sequel Before Sunset. 

2 Days in New York already hit theaters in France in March, and will be at select theaters in the US in August 2012. Yay!!

Check out the neuroses trailers for the movie here, and an interview with Julie Delpy and Chris Rock below.

Music: Gotye is playing stadiums… why?

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Gotye Tour

A stadium tour for Gotye and his one massive hit single. What? Isn’t that a little… presumptuous?

I mean, don’t get me wrong. His song “Somebody That I Used to Know” is a great jam, he’s really cute and I’m sure a superb musical talent. But can’t you just see the crowd at the stadium, on the edge of their seats, ignoring all the other songs, waiting to hear him belt out “But you didn’t have to CUT ME OFFF!!!” because it’s the only song they know from his repertoire? Who knows. Maybe everyone who watched that video (all 247 million views!) bought the CD and knows most of his jams. I guess we’ll have to wait for ticket sales to come in and then we’ll know just what kind of star this guy is gonna be this year.

By the by, Rihanna couldn’t fill stadiums on her last tour. She has over 24 number 1 Top 40 hits, and Gotye has 1.

Music: Lady Gaga suffers concussion AND finishes concert

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This lady is solid gold. At a concert in New Zealand, an unlucky backup dancer smacked our Lady of Gaga in the head with a metal pole, giving her a concussion. No worries though, she went on to finish the rest of the 16 songs for the show. Ho.LY. Moly.

Lady Gaga concussion

I get a headache and I feel utterly debilitated, and this bitch is finished hours of songs with a concussion. I need to get to her level, STAT!

I don’t know what it would take for her to NOT finish a concert. Apocalypse? Broken legs? Al Queda? She’d probably still finished “Bad Romance” because that’s how baller she is.

Work it Lady G. Hope your head feels better!!

Watch this now: Jimmy Fallon, The Roots and Carly Rae Jepsen sing “Call Me Maybe”

Fallon, Roots, and Jepsen

Are we having fun yet?!

Listen: Lil Louie and the World “I Called You”

A song about love and stalking to start your Thursday off right.

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Music: Talking Heads “Burning Down the House”

This song, “Burning Down the House” by Talking Heads was always one of those songs you heard as a kid and knew it was older than you, therefore shat on it because it wasn’t Hanson or Spice Girls. Fuck old shit, mom. I want whatever is on Nickelodeon. Something like that.

Anyways, this song is amazing. Brian Eno and David Byrne be mad cool y’all. Little kid me was so fucking wrong. But in defense of past me, anything overplayed in midwestern restaurants, no matter how good, can become shit to you reeeeal quick. Adele, anyone? Still love her though. But g damn.

Music: DIE ANTWOORD ON TOUR

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You HAVE to go to this show. It’s gonna be NUTS.

August 4th in Minneapolis. Fuck YES.

Check out the rest of the tour dates here. Europe + North America BABY

Celebrité: Taylor Swift hurt John Mayer’s feelings

John Mayer and Taylor Swift: A match made in tabloid heaven

I mean, shit. Yes, John Mayer had a couple of wild years there, but haven’t we all? John Mayer, in an interview with Rolling Stone, said he was “humiliated” by Taylor Swift’s song “Dear John”. Take a look at the lyrics:

“Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong / Don’t you think 19 is too young to be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so?”

Mayer then goes on to say he didn’t know she was heartbroken or anything. Speculation about their time together aside, it’s pretty rude as a widely successful artist to write songs that are so thinly veiled about your celebrity dates. Why would anyone take a chance on dating her? If things went sour, she’d probably write a song called “Fuck You Dick Sucker: An Ode to My Ex” because he didn’t text her back right away.

“Yeah, Imma fucking cut you if you don’t hand me that bread. NOW.” Image via cassyfiano.com

Taylor Swift is the classic case of “I was bullied in high school, I’m a victim” who has now turned into the self righteous bully-victim. She gets hurt by a guy (ps everyone gets hurt in relationships, lady), plays victim, i.e. never at fault and writes a song trashing him. She’s done it to Joe Jonas AND took a stab at alleged boyfriend-stealer Camilla Belle in that one.( Slut shaming, nice move Taylor Swift! Female solidarity, right?) Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and who the fuck else knows because I don’t follow her music.

I’ve never been a fan of Taylor Swift. I can appreciate her talent, but there’s something about her personality that is like broken glass in your mouth. At first it was kinda neat that she talked so much shit about her boyfriends, like a “fuck yeah, ex boyfriends suck!” type of deal. We can all get behind that. But after a while it became her ‘thing’. Trashing people after they’ve broken up with you over and over and over… yikes. Sounds like she needs some yoga and deep breathing somewhere in India for a while and a little growing up to do.

John Mayer Calls Out Taylor Swift For Humiliating Him In Dear John – Music, Celebrity, Artist News | MTV.com.

Watch this now: Your weekend luv inspiration

Find a lover this weekend. And if they know what this song is, they are fucking awesome and you can keep them. Otherwise, next!

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