Forever Young: 3 Ninjas

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Remember how awesome 3 Ninjas was? Colt and Rocky were smokin’ and the young one was annoying yet valiant.

Now that I think about it, all the movies we grew up on about beating adults up probably gave us a couple authoritative ass-kicking complexes. Sweet.

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Forever Young: White Power Bill

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Something to tickle your fancy while we wait in agony for the new movie and season of Arrested Development.

Forever Young: Uncle Buck

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“I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you! 
Here, take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”

Uncle Buck is one of my favorite movies of all time. John Candy was a saint.

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Best uncle ever.

Forever Young: Dream

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Ahh, the playful and often terribly misguided talent of a manufactured group. Dream! One or two hits, and then never seen again. Except I think the blonde one acted once or twice in something. Note to self: Anything Diddy touches literally turns to entertainment kryptonite. J.Lo and the club shooting incident, Dream, Making the Band everything, his own rap career, etc. He was probably even involved in every major oil spill of the last two decades. But we’ll never prove it. DAMN YOU DIDDY!!!!

Anyways, Dream had a fun song or two. The girls desperately lacked personality though. Having a good voice is cool, but not necessary.  You need to be a STAHHHHHH. Sorry ladies. But we’ll fondly remember you always as that girl group that had that one okay song from around when Britney was an untouchable. Hugs!