Forever Young: Mia Farrow

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Vidal Sassoon beauty, pixie cut forager, Woody Allen muse, Woody Allen muse, Frank Sinatra’s ex (she was 21, he was 50. WHAT THE WHAT!!!), humanitarian activist and film icon. I read once somewhere that she got so sick of fame and acting that she gave all of her money away to starving children somewhere. #thatshitcray

She’s a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador who focuses on fighting child hunger and tirelessly posts on her Twitter about all the injustices in the world. Someone needs to send this girl on a vacay, stat.

She’s also adopted many children throughout the years, along with having children biologically with husbands here and there. Possibly her most famous family drama was when she discovered that her then husband, Woody Allen, was having sex with her adopted daughter from a previous marriage, Soon-Yi. That story will never not be creepy.

Nevertheless, Rosemary’s Baby is a frightening and amazing film, her bone structure let women everywhere feel confident about short hair and it’s always nice to fight for the rights of people who don’t have a good leg up in this world.

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Forever Young: Justin Bobby

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Justin Bobby, the weirdest addition to The Hills cast ever. He’s part surfer dude, part really insecure hat aficionado, and part brain-dead fart face that could double as a model.

May he forever be a smelly-looking gem of fake reality show history.

Forever Young: Rain

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You know that sound. The gentle swishy noise that puts you to sleep, makes slow music seem heavenly and gives your hair a cynical yet playful frizz. Plus, who can forget rain dances, made popular by the Native Americans and Jonathan Taylor Thomas in the 90s cinema classic Man of the House

Although there are many upsides to rain, like pretty spring flowers and life as we know it, it also has a dark side. Remember puddles? Jerks! Hurricanes? Get over yourself. Hail? DICK.

However, let’s take this time to reminisce upon the happier moments with rain, like earthworm parties and mud pies by the creek. Check out this website that plays the sound of rain during a thunderstorm. What a classic.

Forever Young: Jessie Spano’s caffeine pill addiction

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Jessie Spano and her caffeine pills (that could totally be a band name). One of the most classic, semi-harmless addictions of all time. And to stay awake to study for tests, no less! Most people take drugs because they hate their boring lives, not to prepare for a better future. Well done, Jessie Spano. You took drugs to a whole nother level. Proud of you, girl.

Forever Young: Schmidt

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I LOVE me some New GirlAnd I really, really don’t want to pick favorites because I love all the characters. But Schmidt is so fucking great. He’s a pest, but a lovable, beautiful, big-hearted pest.

Favorite comeback of all-time: “You’ve got some Schmidt on your face!”

Forever Young: Shelby Woo

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One of my favorite kid spies of all time. Can they get some reruns of this shiz plz?!

Forever Young: White Butler

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Click it, it’s a gif. White Butler loves Bon Iver, and we love White Butler. If you’re lost, watch this.

Forever Young: Dick Clark

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 Rest in peace, Dick Clark.

New Years Eve, and television for that matter, will be way less rockin’ without your bright spirit.

“Whaddya think, I’m some kind of dumbo?!” 

Forever Young: The Pixies

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“This is a pop song.” Love them.

Forever Young: Paramore

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Remember the days of angsty teen rock-pop? I guess I should say, remember the days of our angsty teen rock-pop, because this genre has been and will be around forever as long as there are angsty teens in suburban bedrooms.

This song used to be the ultimate “fuck you ex-boyfriend” cardio workout jam. The kind of jam that releases steam and tightens yo bunz. Holla at ya gurl, Hayley Williams!