Why Miley Got Her Gay-Marriage Tattoo: Entertainment: glamour.com

Miley Cyrus on Gay Marriage in America:

I believe every American should be allowed the same rights and civil liberties. Without legalized same-sex marriage, most of the time you cannot share the same health benefits, you are not considered next of kin and you are not granted the same securities as a heterosexual couple. How is this different than having someone sit in the back of the bus because of their skin color?

One day I read online about the head of Urban Outfitters donating to a presidential candidate who does not support equality for everyone. I was shocked and disappointed that a company with such diversity would exclude such a large group of people. I can no longer bring myself to shop there.

Read more at Why Miley Got Her Gay-Marriage Tattoo: Entertainment: glamour.com.

La Tele: Ryan Kwanten will guest on New Girl

Everyone looks so bored. Photo via EW.com

Yeah, that guy’s hot.

Ryan Kwanten, from Jason Stackhouse True Blood fame, is going to be Jess’ one night stand on an upcoming episode of New Girl. It will be weird to see Ryan without a southern accent. Hopefully his character has one, or else I’m going to have to watch seasons 1-2 of True Blood, before it got weird with faeries and werewolves and shit. I know those people are mondo attractivo, but how is that show still on?! Anyways, I hope Sookie and Vampire Bill are together. I’m always a champion for the soul mate-like connection.

YAY New Girl!

Beauty: Effie Trinket hair lust

Hair envy. Photo via thehollywoodgossip.com
Hair envy. Photo via thehollywoodgossip.com

I want light pink hair so bad after seeing so many Effie Trinket pics. It’s so subtle and classy, as opposed to this. Cringe!

There’s some kind of sick pleasure I get out of the fashion in the capitol from the Hunger Games books. It seems so fun, cool and classy without being ridiculous, much like every single afflicted suburban ‘alternative’ kid who dyes their hair bright green or red.

WANT. Photo via shortgirltallheels.blogspot.com
WANT. Photo via shortgirltallheels.blogspot.com

I really like the way Kelly Osbourne has been dying her hair lately. She’s a pretty and classy gal, and her lightly dyed hair adds some colorful personality while maintaining her chic style. The way we wear our hair is a fashion statement anyways, and lightly colored hair, like lavender or pink, is subtly fun.

Maybe fashionistas will embrace the lightly colored hair sparked by the Hunger Games capitol kids and maybe Kelly Osbourne. I LOVE the light pink and light purple hair colors. I WANT. Now only if it wouldn’t (probably, people are so judgy about hair color) ruin my chances at finding a grown up job. Blerg.

 

Morgan Freeman not okay with Black History Month

“Black history IS American history.” True THAT. He’s got a point.

Photo via inquisitr.com
Photo via inquisitr.com

You gonna relegate my history to a month? What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month?

I understand the sentiment with Black History month, but Freeman’s right. It definitely has a condescending undertone, like “here’s your month, make it count because this is all you get” or something like that. We all share a common history on this land and in this nation, no matter when we immigrated or who we are. We should celebrate and honor ALL of our histories over ALL the months, the entire year, not just pick and choose when and who we learn about depending on the month.

MW: “How are we gonna get rid of rasicm?”

MF: “Stop talking about it. Im gonna stop calling you a white man, and I’m gonna ask you to stop calling me a black man. I know you as Mike Wallace, you know me as Morgan Freeman.”

I also love this quote from 30 Rock’s Liz Lemon from the episode “The Source Awards.”

Liz: I truly don’t like you as a person. [inspirational music starts playing] Can’t one human being not like another human being? Can’t we all just not get along?

Steven: Liz, I wish it could be like that… and maybe someday our children or our children’s children will hate each other like that, but it just doesn’t work that way today.

Liz: So what you’re saying is that any woman that doesn’t like you is a racist.

Steven: No, no, no, no, no. [music stops] Some women are gay.

Fashion: Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar magazine

I love Gwyneth Paltrow. Her high society remarks are hilarious in a well-intentioned way. She has lived a very high society life, and I find it interesting to observe someone who lives in the upper echelons of society. I definitely admire her career success, lifestyle and family life.

Plus, she was in The Royal Tenenbaums, which is like the best movie ever.

These shots are from her recent interview with Harper’s Bazaar magazine. And holy shit, does she have a great body. I need to go to yoga more often.

She’s also relaunching her lifestyle website, GOOP, that will include city guides of big international cities and new applications.

Read Gwyneth’s entire article at Harper’s Bazaar. She is wearing Alexander McQueen, Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci and Anthony Vaccarello.

Gwyneth Paltrow by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar magazine

Celebrité: The Hunger Games, Twilight and Harry Potter

First it was Harry, Hermione and Ron, the loves of our courageous, childhood souls…

Then it was Jacob, Bella and Edward to fulfill some weirdo teen relationship fantasies we all had…

And now it’s Katniss, Gale and Peeta fighting for their lives, families and the future of humanity.

Music: Madonna releases MDNA cover art

Photo via www.madonna.com
Hot Hot Hot! Photo via http://www.madonna.com

That’s some great cover art right there. Madonna’s MDNA, which is a play on her name and a popular drug. She explained the name a little more to Leno saying, “You’ve heard of this drug that produces euphoric feelings of love, MDMA…”

 

Celebrité: Amazing Kristen Bell’s sloth meltdown

If I liked Kristen Bell before watching this, then now I am full blown in love with her. This video is heartwarming and hilarious, you HAVE to watch it. In short, she has a panic attack because she loves sloths so much. She is so awesome. Check it out!!!!

Celebrité: Christina Aguilera just can’t catch a break

That sucks. Photo via thesuperficial.com
That sucks. Photo via thesuperficial.com

Oh good lord. Pictures and videos have been running around the internet showing Christina Aguilera getting her period while singing at Etta James’ funeral. Oh. My GOD. Middle school nightmare come true!

That’s pretty much the worst thing I’ve seen in a while. Because it’s really not a big deal, but it’s still embarrassing to the point where millions of people have not only seen her be kind of a hot mess for the past couple of years, but also fudge up the lyrics to the National Anthem, be made fun of for her weight gain and then get your period at a legend’s funeral. She needs a new album of Stripped caliber like, yesterday. (Her best album eva!)

It seems like in terms of bad luck in Hollywood, the greater the crazy and misfortune, the faster the return. At Xtina’s rate, she’s gonna sneeze and shart in a white dress on live TV any day now.