WATCH THIS VIDEO if you’re into a fictional Mary Kate Olsen getting lost in a mansion and putting her survival skills from childhood movies to the test. Rich people are CRAY.
Watch this now: Summer House
Really?: Gas station Rihanna
Is it really necessary to put Rihanna’s name by her picture? She’s had like 25 Top 40 hits. And all the dramz in the media?! Come on. People know who she is. Rihanna don’t need no name tag bitches.
Watch this now: Your weekend luv inspiration
Find a lover this weekend. And if they know what this song is, they are fucking awesome and you can keep them. Otherwise, next!
Forever Young: Pepper Ann
Pepper Ann Pepper Ann, Marching in her own parade. Pepper Ann she’s like one in a million!
She’s her own biggest fan, Pepper Ann-nnnnn.
Quote from dude at a party last night: “Pepper Ann was a crazy bitch”
Listen: Alex Anwandter “Como puedes vivir contigo mismo”
“How can you live with yourself” en español. This. IS. SO. FUCKING. GOOD. Holy shit. New favorite song. Freaking out. It just makes me wanna twirl dance around my whole house in sequins and fur. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. It’s Chilean pop. HOLY SHIT.
It’s reminiscent of Scissor Sisters, but stands alone by itself so well too. OMFG.
Thanks K!!!!!!
Netflix nightcap: Saturday Night Live
LIVE FROM NETFLIX IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!
All, absolutely all episodes of SNL are on Netflix now! Plus some Best ofs like Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, Chris Farley and Jimmy Fallon.
Of course I haven’t watched absolutely every episode of this crazy long and successful series. However of the few early epsiodes I’ve seen, I recommend checking out the second episode of the first season, where Simon and Garfunkel come together again for a live show and completely let the world know exactly how tense it was between Simon and Garfunkel. It is cultural and musical gold. I really wanna check out the ABBA episode because they are pop royalty in my eyes.
Last time I checked, the later seasons of SNL, meaning the most recent ones, don’t show the musical guests. I’m assuming this is due to copyright bullshit that some jerk suits are throwing a hissy fit in the middle of the grocery store over. Eye roll!
Nevertheless, we can relive every episode ever of our favorite and not-so-favorite actors and actresses either killing it or embarrassing themselves. Also, whenever you’re feelin’ blue and need some female funny empowerment, Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Liz Lemon Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig are just a couple of hilarious clicks away.
Listen: Haphduzn & Dimitry Killstorm “Brand New Nostalgia”
“Skinny jeans, can you believe this shit?”
Take a listen and a look at Haphduzn & Dimitry Killstorm’s “Brand New Nostalgia”. It’s Minneapolis hip hop done crazy good. I don’t know Dimitry, but I have met Haphduzn (pronounced half dozen, I was confused for like a week at first) when he performed with my friend Illab as the fab duo Conflict of Interest. Super nice and super cool dudes, check everything out!
Celebrité: Chris Brown’s new song title is shocking
Who the fuck in their right mind would ever believe a song called “Sweet Love” by Chris Brown? I guess if “Sweet Love” means “I’m a Fucking Dick” then he’s got it spot on! He is such a butthole sniffer, seriously. Beats the shit out of Rihanna, calls her a slut in a song, and then releases a song called “Sweet Love”. I’ve got some more realistic song titles for good ol’ CB to work on:
I Suck
I Don’t Deserve Anything I Have
My Fans are Delusional
I Don’t Sing Live (But I’ll Dance a Lot and Look Tired Doing It)
Remember When I Beat Up My Girlfriend (Me Too)
Jerkface (Imma get me some of dat)
I’ve seen everything now. Good Lord. Oy vey. Mamma mia. Dios mio. Chris Brown needs to please stop everything he’s doing. His anger issues, Rihanna, Good Morning America and God knows what else, are so sketchy man. Why is the industry promoting him? People make mistakes, but this guy is a fucking piece of dirty gum stuck inside a truck stop toilet that people are still chewing on. Gross. In the words of the great Liz Lemon, “I reject Chris Brown’s comeback!”
(and yeah, that is a video for Sisqo. The chord progressions are cool)
Madonna covers Gaga’s “Born This Way” on MDNA tour!!!!
HOLY SHIZ. The Queen of the Pop universe mashed together her amazing hit “Express Yourself” with Mother Monster’s similarly chord-progressioned love hit “Born This Way.” So very cool of Madonna, because it’s both an honor for Madonna to sing your song in concert AND a little “hey bitch, that’s MY chord progression. And everyone WILL know it.” I love my pop queens. Fucking fabulous. Watch it here on perez!!
Listen: Tesla Boy’s “Fantasy”
Tesla Boy. HOT. I dig their style. Check out their song “Fantasy” below for some smooth synth love.
I also REALLY love this song “In Your Eyes (Volta Cab remix)” because it gets me groovin’ at werk. It also has a free download, which is cool as fuck! Get it!!! Love them.
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