A song about love and stalking to start your Thursday off right.
Listen: Lil Louie and the World “I Called You”
Television: 28 ways Sex and the City would be different today
Amazing. And pretty accurate!! Charlotte would be all the FUCK over Pinterest. My GOD.
28 Ways “Sex And The City” Would Be Different If It Were On TV Now via Buzzfeed
Celebrité: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth engaged. O great.
Miley and Liam, Together For Now Forever
Ya know, I don’t wanna turn into a cynical B about love and marriage. But good GOD. Yes she’s been through a lot, made a shiz ton of money and already has career options, blah blah blah. But I don’t think Nick Jonas breaking your heart over at the Disney compound really prepares you for anything short of learning that people in the band “The Jonas Brothers” are fucking weird. Liam seems nice, I guess. I know an Australian, he’s nice too. But getting engaged at 19?! Good GOD! I know so much more now about what I like, what I don’t like, what I want to do with my life, etc. I can’t imagine picking the person I’d “be with forever” (because we know that shit ain’t real in Hollywood. More like, “Forever until you’re staining my career.” Right Kim? Katy? Everyone else?!) at 19. Or even now. Cray cray!
Good luck you two. I will not be completely surprised when if this doesn’t make it past 2015. But not just because you’re celebrities, because you’re young and people including change. That’s a very generous time frame btw. If you’re gonna Kim K this shit, you’ll be single by next year! Ahh, modern romance.
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This is cool: Girls Paper Dolls
OH MY GOD. YES. I would actually play with these Girls paper dolls way more than the Downton Abbey paper dolls. Holy holy moly, these are fun!! Whoever makes these over at Vulture is fucking AWESOME.
PS Jessa’s paper doll does not do her crazy cool clothes any justice. She looks like a drunk grandma!
Ok, Marnie’s is hilarious.
Girlfriend needs to work on her posture!!
Music: Talking Heads “Burning Down the House”
This song, “Burning Down the House” by Talking Heads was always one of those songs you heard as a kid and knew it was older than you, therefore shat on it because it wasn’t Hanson or Spice Girls. Fuck old shit, mom. I want whatever is on Nickelodeon. Something like that.
Anyways, this song is amazing. Brian Eno and David Byrne be mad cool y’all. Little kid me was so fucking wrong. But in defense of past me, anything overplayed in midwestern restaurants, no matter how good, can become shit to you reeeeal quick. Adele, anyone? Still love her though. But g damn.
Forever Young: The Ice Cream Man
Ahh, the days of the Ice Cream Man. You’d pray for him to come down your street, count your nickels 10 times over to make sure you had a whole dollar and wait for what seemed like fo. ev. a. Once in a while I’ll hear the bells of the ice cream man, and be taken back to a time where our parents warned us about strangers and pedophiles but we didn’t give a shit because “that big van has ice cream, suckaz!!” Those were the days!
Music: DIE ANTWOORD ON TOUR
You HAVE to go to this show. It’s gonna be NUTS.
August 4th in Minneapolis. Fuck YES.
Check out the rest of the tour dates here. Europe + North America BABY
Celebrité: Taylor Swift hurt John Mayer’s feelings
John Mayer and Taylor Swift: A match made in tabloid heaven
I mean, shit. Yes, John Mayer had a couple of wild years there, but haven’t we all? John Mayer, in an interview with Rolling Stone, said he was “humiliated” by Taylor Swift’s song “Dear John”. Take a look at the lyrics:
“Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong / Don’t you think 19 is too young to be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so?”
Mayer then goes on to say he didn’t know she was heartbroken or anything. Speculation about their time together aside, it’s pretty rude as a widely successful artist to write songs that are so thinly veiled about your celebrity dates. Why would anyone take a chance on dating her? If things went sour, she’d probably write a song called “Fuck You Dick Sucker: An Ode to My Ex” because he didn’t text her back right away.
Taylor Swift is the classic case of “I was bullied in high school, I’m a victim” who has now turned into the self righteous bully-victim. She gets hurt by a guy (ps everyone gets hurt in relationships, lady), plays victim, i.e. never at fault and writes a song trashing him. She’s done it to Joe Jonas AND took a stab at alleged boyfriend-stealer Camilla Belle in that one.( Slut shaming, nice move Taylor Swift! Female solidarity, right?) Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and who the fuck else knows because I don’t follow her music.
I’ve never been a fan of Taylor Swift. I can appreciate her talent, but there’s something about her personality that is like broken glass in your mouth. At first it was kinda neat that she talked so much shit about her boyfriends, like a “fuck yeah, ex boyfriends suck!” type of deal. We can all get behind that. But after a while it became her ‘thing’. Trashing people after they’ve broken up with you over and over and over… yikes. Sounds like she needs some yoga and deep breathing somewhere in India for a while and a little growing up to do.
Total Recall: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Wins
Depressing! And gross. That guy HATES PEOPLE. Like, for real. Masochistic idiots for Walker!
Terrible Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Wins His Recall Election.
Watch this now: Summer House
WATCH THIS VIDEO if you’re into a fictional Mary Kate Olsen getting lost in a mansion and putting her survival skills from childhood movies to the test. Rich people are CRAY.
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