Watch this now: No Doubt performs at the Teen Choice Awards

I love No Doubt. And I think it’s kinda funny that they performed at the Teen Choice Awards, because if you asked any teen before this award show if they knew who No Doubt was, they would probably be sweating drops of Bieberfever all over their shoes in anxiety that some other bitches were stealing stage time from their Dear Leader. But good marketing to a younger crowd anyways, because they are the only folks who pay for things these days thanks to good ol’ Mom and Dad.

The kids also may be confused about live music, vocals, band things, etc. as well. Oh, kids! So sweet.

Fashion: Jeffrey Campbell rollerskates

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Holy shit. These are way better than those light up atrocities strange kids used to wear in middle school. Reminicent of Doc Martens circa 95. The wheels are retractable too! Drive in workers at Sonic just got a lot more fashionable.

This is fucking beautiful: Mike and Cody cover Britney’s “Toxic”

 

HOLY SHIT. SO SO SO GOOD. It gives it such a different dimension and feel. Love it!

Check out the new No Doubt video!!!!

Look at that fucking skin. Awesome. Image via ryanseacrest.com

I am so excited to watch No Doubt back in action again. Strangely, it feels different and foreign to see a woman jumping around like a rock star in a music video, instead of shooting guns or spraying cream from her tits. Popular music is so full of ladies and mens trying to one up each other in crazy outfits and even crazier gossip. Gaga’s blood and semen perfume and everything she has ever worn, Katy Perry’s fantasy divorce, marriage and candy themed life, Nikki Minaj with her butt implants and multiple personalities, even Frank Ocean coming out as bi right before his debut album dropped (most definitely commendable in the hip hop scene, but also great publicity); it all gets a little exhausting to keep up with after a while. (Damn you 24 hour news cycle!)

I need a nap. Image via extraordinaryintelligence.com

Gwen and the ND boys are a refreshing departure from everyone on the radio right now, not only musically but fashionably as well. Gwen isn’t showing us her crack or tits or wearing anything too crazy. I love her tank tops and her hair back and her pants and FLATS, because could you ever imagine Lady Gaga, Katy Perry or Nikki Minaj stepping outside, let alone in a music video, without some RIDICULOUS AS FUCK outfit on? Don’t get me wrong- the crazy outfits are fun. But when everyone in the industry is doing it to constantly one up each other, is it really unique anymore?

Check out the vid below. Welcome back guys!!!!

The new No Doubt single is fucking awesome

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Here’s the new single in case you haven’t heard it!! This is really exciting. It still has a No Doubt flavor and a sweet sweet melody. The new video drops tonight on E! I will definitely be listening to this song on repeat. I can’t wait for their album Push and Shove to come out in September!! I will bleed myself dry for tickets to this show. A MUST.

Listen: The xx release new single “Angels”

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The xx’s new song “Angels” is suuuuper pretty. What else would you expect?

Rich people complain about the poor at Romney fundraiser, absolutely nobody is shocked

 

“I don’t think the common person is getting it. Nobody understands why Obama is hurting them. My college kid, the baby sitters, the nails ladies — everybody who’s got the right to vote — they don’t understand what’s going on. I just think if you’re lower income — one, you’re not as educated; two, they don’t understand how it works, they don’t understand how the systems work, they don’t understand the impact.”

Bitch I don’t think YOU understand! Hilarious.

Romney’s Hamptons soiree: Madam Range Rover and “the nails ladies” – Salon.com.

Kristen Wiig is totally in lurve with Fabrizio Moretti

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I would be too, girl. Drummers have a special aura, especially curly-haired cute ones from the Strokes. Our girl KW just opened up to Marie Claire about her amazing life right now, thanks to a happy career and a happy relationship. I’m so happy for her. It’s nice to see a talented gal being happy and successful.

I’m still in my post-SNL-leaving haze of Kristen Wiig. Every time someone brings up KW, I wanna watch her last scene on SNL and cry like a baby because it was awesomely sweet and touching. But it makes me happy to know that she’s off drinking wine and doing whatever famous people do in Fab’s hip apartment in whatever neighborhood is cool in NYC right now. Hearts!

Kristen Wiig opens up about boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti: ‘I’m happier than I’ve ever been’  – NY Daily News.

The Kardashians take some weird family photos

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DAYUM Kris!! Your tits are THAT on display for a family pic? On one hand, if ya got it, flaunt it. On the other, it’s a family photo, and those usually aren’t sexy. They are usually embarrassing in a totally different way than this exercise themed pic.