Minneapolis: Check out Seyah’s EP release and debut show

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Are you totally dying to hang out tomorrow night? Just go fucking nuts? You’re also craving downtown street parking and me people bumming cigarettes from you. Don’t forget about the “sign my shirt” guy, because he’ll probably start talking to you. But don’t be a dick and steal his marker unless you are a total piece of shit.

Check out the debut performance/EP release of Seyah at 7th Street Entry. 5 bucks, 18+ with a storm of other performers including Marcella Flame Wallace, who will be dancing onstage with Seyah, Phillip Morris with Scarlet Monk, Lizzo & The Larva Ink, Sophia Eris and DJ Connie Hawkins.

This show if gonna fuck the shit out of you, sonically. Not to mention there will probably be a lot of attractive people floating around, dying to get their d’s wet to some mpls beats. See ya there!

Gross: Avril Lavigne and her new-ish video

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Oh god. Oh me oh my. This exists. You don’t have to watch it unless you don’t care about the next 3 minutes of your life. I don’t hate her personally or wish her ill, but professionally what the hell is she doing?! Who is her fan base? It’s another Pink situation. They’re huge but nobody you know listens to them. It’s like they are pop stars of an alternate universe that you will never enter because DUH Britney, Madonna and Gaga are the holy trifecta of ours.

Also, Lavigne shaved her head in a skrillex type cut. WHOA. SOMEONE’S EDGY OVER HERE. REALLY, REALLY EDGY. DAMN.

And really, what is the point of that music video. She lights a flower on fire in a creepy warehouse (girl, only people on heroin/meth/rusty nail fetishes stay in places like that. And you date Brody Jenner. Come on. You’re happy. Stop this weird non-edgy edgy shit. For ALL of us.

I miss the Sk8er Boi days. Sigh!

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Listen: Beirut “No Dice”

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This is absolutely one of my favorite songs of all time. Electronic, loopy and taking you places.

Celebrité: Lady Gaga got pretty fucked up

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Baby girl!! I can’t believe she doesn’t look worse actually after getting hit in the head with a metal prop during a concert in New Zealand. She probably has a goose egg the size of her poofy hair back there. A natural, injury-induced bumpit! She still looks beautiful. This girl will do anything for her little monsters, even completing 16 songs with a concussion. Seriously, I can’t believe she could do that. Amazing. So nice to her fans. Gaga 4 eva.

Music: Gotye is playing stadiums… why?

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Gotye Tour

A stadium tour for Gotye and his one massive hit single. What? Isn’t that a little… presumptuous?

I mean, don’t get me wrong. His song “Somebody That I Used to Know” is a great jam, he’s really cute and I’m sure a superb musical talent. But can’t you just see the crowd at the stadium, on the edge of their seats, ignoring all the other songs, waiting to hear him belt out “But you didn’t have to CUT ME OFFF!!!” because it’s the only song they know from his repertoire? Who knows. Maybe everyone who watched that video (all 247 million views!) bought the CD and knows most of his jams. I guess we’ll have to wait for ticket sales to come in and then we’ll know just what kind of star this guy is gonna be this year.

By the by, Rihanna couldn’t fill stadiums on her last tour. She has over 24 number 1 Top 40 hits, and Gotye has 1.

Music: Lady Gaga suffers concussion AND finishes concert

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This lady is solid gold. At a concert in New Zealand, an unlucky backup dancer smacked our Lady of Gaga in the head with a metal pole, giving her a concussion. No worries though, she went on to finish the rest of the 16 songs for the show. Ho.LY. Moly.

Lady Gaga concussion

I get a headache and I feel utterly debilitated, and this bitch is finished hours of songs with a concussion. I need to get to her level, STAT!

I don’t know what it would take for her to NOT finish a concert. Apocalypse? Broken legs? Al Queda? She’d probably still finished “Bad Romance” because that’s how baller she is.

Work it Lady G. Hope your head feels better!!

Watch this now: Jimmy Fallon, The Roots and Carly Rae Jepsen sing “Call Me Maybe”

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Fallon, Roots, and Jepsen

Are we having fun yet?!

Listen: Lil Louie and the World “I Called You”

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A song about love and stalking to start your Thursday off right.

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Music: Talking Heads “Burning Down the House”

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This song, “Burning Down the House” by Talking Heads was always one of those songs you heard as a kid and knew it was older than you, therefore shat on it because it wasn’t Hanson or Spice Girls. Fuck old shit, mom. I want whatever is on Nickelodeon. Something like that.

Anyways, this song is amazing. Brian Eno and David Byrne be mad cool y’all. Little kid me was so fucking wrong. But in defense of past me, anything overplayed in midwestern restaurants, no matter how good, can become shit to you reeeeal quick. Adele, anyone? Still love her though. But g damn.