Macy Gray covers Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Maps” and others for new album

Wtf?!

I guess Macy Gray is releasing an album of covers. Today on the indie radio station I was blessed enough to listen to Macy’s cover of “Maps” and… it was pretty bad. It’s not TERRIBLE, but when you take a song as truly magnificent and emotional as “Maps”, you can’t just simply put some garageband beat to it and distort the voice. That’s not a cover, that’s a cover up.

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Nice try, Macy Gray. You can preview it over at Amazon. She covers Radiohead, Kanye, Arcade Fire and some others that I can’t recall just from the title of the song. But what I hear from the 10 second previews is that it does not look good. Weird conceptual takes on awesome songs that now just sound wrong, like the spirit of the songs has been sucked out and replaced with simple beats.

I could pretty much only hear this album being played in mall hair salons, where all the young girls have really shitty haircuts and who have never heard of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Macy Gray has a really unique, interesting voice. But I’ve always felt that after her one really big hit song, “I Try,” that she’s never really found her niche genre or even her calling in music. It’s unsettling as a listener to not know what kind of direction or genre she’s shooting for because it’s really not apparent in her work. She’d be a great residency artist, like in a piano bar or something. But in terms of releasing CDs, I just don’t really know why or how somebody keeps paying for her albums to keep getting made.

Maybe there’s a huge Macy Gray market somewhere outside of Ohio and in some country like Turkey. Or maybe somebody got sign happy in the early 00’s and gave her like a 7 CD deal. Odd.

Listen: “Chair” by Big Deal

This song is like, a cigarette and a nice cocktail buzz on a shitty plastic lawn chair on a really hot summer day.

Forever Young: Britney, Christina, Justin

Holy shit. Christina Aguilera was better at 8 than all of us now. Combined.

Britney at 10!!!! So cute!!! Great outfit, and she’s singing live! Love can build a bridge people, don’t you thing it’s time?

Justin, what a cute little kid. I don’t think anyone who was on Star Search and won did anything with their life. Seriously, from years of watching E! True Hollywood Story and VH1, nobody famous ever won that show, they always lost. It just goes to show, you can never, ever give up.

Listen: “Modern Man” by Kodacrome

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String the ducks along, lose your taste for charms

Then when things go wrong, make a joke in order to be strong.

Start at 245, end at 542

and when you arrive, ring the bell, cuz that’s what grown boys do.

Don’t be soft, like the hands of the modern man.”

This song changed my life for like 3 minutes in my car.

Milkshakes and yards: A retrospective

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Remember Kelis? Remember singing this song in high school and being like “What the fuck is she saying?!” but feeling cool anyways because it was high school and anything neat made you feel like a rockstar?

SUMMER ‘012!!!!!

Listen: Teen Daze “Treten”

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Sounds like garageband from college. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.

Music: New Santigold album art and video

The album art for Santigold’s new album, Master of My Make-Believe, has been released, as well as a release date for the new album which is out May 1. YAY! In the meantime, check out the video for “Disparate Youth.” Sweet outfits, locale and song!!!

 

Clarissa Explains it All, the album

YES. Clarissa as a rock star. I thought this day would never come. Image via avclub.com

THIS IS REAL PEOPLE.

Apparently Melissa Joan Hart as Clarissa from the 90s darling show Clarissa Explains it All RECORDED A ROCK ALBUM. This shit is so fucking awesome. This is the legitimately coolest kid/teen album I’ve ever heard. A hip lead singer, bass, guitar and drums. It’s annoying tween problems like stupid little brothers (we’re looking at you, Ferguson) and a longform version of the famous “na na na” theme song.

The coolest part is you can absolutely picture Clarissa singing and performing in a garage. Oh if only there were a VHS that was unreleased as well. That would make my YEAR.

I’m dying!!!!!!

I’m instantly 8 years old again. With a leather jacket on, a candy cigarette and dancing in my room to a brand new CD. Seriously amazing.