Henry Holland for Le Specs over at Nylon Mexico (practice your foreign language of choice by reading fashion mags, because it’s dun AND beneficial! Plus I like to imagine lots of really hip girls struttin’ around Mexico City).
AH-MA-ZING.
Read more en español at SHADE LOVERS.
This dress is perfect. It’s absolutely parfait for sipping champagne on a yacht in the early evening! Orrrr in someone’s backyard sipping cheap wine and trying not to get dirty.
Fucking awesome for outdoor music festivals this summer in theory, because standing around in wedges for a whole concert is one of my worst nightmares.
Hello patio seating and afternoon cocktails with Mom.
Bonjour Dior. This is sunglass perfection. Now I just have to wait for the knockoffs from China to arrive so I can afford them!
I can’t stop loving this color. Damn you Gaga!! This dress was made for outdoor summer weddings. And cocktails.
When I awoke this great morn to find that it was cloudy and raining, my first thought was not “FUCK LIFE WHY IS IT RAIIIIIIIINING?!” Instead, I took a positive route: “FUCK YES. I get to wear my raincoat!”
I don’t often think about raincoats, but I saw one in Target a month ago and thought to myself “hey, that’s not a completely useless thing I could buy. I’ll take it!”
I’m not afraid to say it: Raincoats are the most marginalized group of the jacket community. Sometimes there are those hybrid jackets that are wintry, warm and water-resistant, covering the three Ws of jackets. Well, I’ve got another one for you: Whore. Dirty little jacket whores. Why ya gotta take all the fun out of raincoats?!
Here are some amazing raincoats that could really make you excited and even wishing for rainy days.
This is my raincoat. $29.99 and it comes in blue, green, red, yellow and purple. It’s amazing, and not super crinkly or stiff to the point that it’s making a shit ton of plastic noise everywhere I go. It’s important that your clothes don’t make noise, unless you’re into that. Perv.
This raincoat is the definition of the song “Funky Cold Medina.” It’s $68 and comes in one color: Fucking awesome.
This one from Urban Outfitters is good for the sportier of folk. It comes in red and yellow and is $69.
Très cute. $58.95 on sale. This puppy is a little see-through with a lace-like design. Perfect if you like your raincoats risqué.
This raincoat looks like a kindergarden art project. LOVE IT. $49.99 on sale.
So there ya go. Now stop being a heathen street kid, walking around in a winter parka in April just because it’s raining. It’s really embarrassing for you. You’re better than that. (No offense to street kids, who don’t have iPhones or laptops upon which to read this blog. I also realize umbrellas exists, and if you’re an umbrella enthusiast go fuck yourself then disregard this post. Hugs!)
And if you live in a place where it never rains, I feel bad for you son. You got 99 jackets and a rain ain’t one. Hit me!
WHAT A CUTE OUTFIT!!!!! I want that skirt. These are similar and probably much more in the 20 something price range.
Hot. $19.80. But will the zippers work? Forever 21 has the worst zippers ever.
$16.50. Not bad. Although I haven’t thought about Delia’s since the catalogs I never ordered from but somehow always got as a teen.
$22.50. So higher-end-20 something. I like it.
That looks like the hippest role-play team of all time. Capes forever!
Holy shit. I NEED THIS DRESS. You could rule the world in this dress. Or at least the party.
FUCK YES. I really wish men could have more creative freedom when it comes to fashion. And that it would be socially acceptable. This is a stunning outfit. I hope Marc Jacobs and his Comme des Garçons dress is inspiring men all over the western world. Come on boys, I support you fully.
Ummmmm… YES PLEASE. Check out this Nasty Gal Pinterest contest where you could walk away with a shit ton of free, hot 90s inspired clothes.
I can’t wait to wear dresses EVERYWHERE. Sunglasses, sandals, wedges, boots, BAHHH!!!! The snow and ice has thankfully given its final bow and I can’t even deal with springwear right now. I WANT SUMMER. BBQs, laying in parks, the SUN?!
Fuck safety. Hello fashion!
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