Liz Lemon as Bijou, a different type of callgirl

“Hi, I’m Bijou, Call Me.”

Photo via iamatvjunkie.typepad.com

PS I like her blouse a lot.

It Girl: Rooney Mara

Rooney Mara in Vogue. Photo via vogue.com
Our new favorite it girl, Rooney Mara in Vogue. Photo via vogue.com

Things are only getting better for Rooney Mara. Not only is she an Oscar nominee for her portrayal as Lisbeth Salander in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, but her family’s football team the New York Giants just won the Superbowl. Oh, and her fashion choices at awards season have her in just about ever fashion magazine and blog imaginable.

Photo via dazedandconfused.com
Photo via dazedandconfused.com

If that show “Best Week Ever” was still on, she would definitely be having it (waaaaay over the New York Giants even, because that game was boring as shit and got upstaged by the Queen herself, Madonna). Or at least she is having a best 3 month arch. Now all she needs is to meet the man of her dreams who is nothing like any famous person ever (because they all get divorced and that’s not the fairytale!), win the Best Actress Oscar, and be on every fashion magazine across the world. And solve cancer. With her cheekbones. And edgy style.

I also really like that she was the girl who turned down Zuckerberg in The Social Network, because he seems like the kind of person who should be dumped. (Keep selling our info, you billionaire hussy!)

The transformation of Rooney Mara into her on-screen and off-screen character, Lisbeth Salander. Photo via gawker.com
The transformation of Rooney Mara into her on-screen and off-screen character, Lisbeth Salander. Photo via gawker.com

She even got all those piercings for her role in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, including getting her nipple pierced. It’s so refreshing to know that out of the billions of flash-in-the-pan, up-and-coming celebrity actresses, one of them is un-vainly capable of actually committing to the role fully, without nudity and hairstyle clauses. Commitment is so fucking hot.

At the annual Oscars nominees luncheon (oh to by a fly on that wall), Mara had this to say about keeping her nipple piercing. “I don’t want to re-pierce it should we do the other two films.” Hot! I wish I had a work obligation to get a nipple piercing. Some girls have all the luck.

It is also impressive that her most famous character to date, Lisbeth Salander, is echoing throughout the promotion of the movie and awards season. You can see Lisbeth influence her hair, wardrobe and attitude throughout various appearances. Her appearance is becoming a sort of parallel reality with her character, which is an amazing way to promote the movie and her career as an all-encompassing actress.

Her next big big big event will be the Academy Awards (one of my favorite nights of the year. So many celebs, who’s gonna be the shining stahhhh?!) I, along with everyone starved for a not drug-addicted person to watch in Hollywood, am very excited to see what Mara will wear to the Academy Awards airing February 26th. Good luck, gurlfren.

Rooney Mara, vogueing. Photo via thehollywoodreporter.com
Rooney Mara, vogueing. Photo via thehollywoodreporter.com

 

Madonna 2012 tour dates are HERE!!!!

HALLELUJAH!!!

Madonna just announced via Facebook her 2012 tour dates.

Now, if only I had money for Madonna tickets.

Here, ladies and gents, is our Queen’s tour itinerary:

2012 WORLD TOUR ITINERARY

EUROPE

29-May – Tel Aviv, Israel – Ramat Gam Stadium – On Sale Feb. 10

03-Jun – Abu Dhabi – Yas Arena – On Sale Feb. 27
07-Jun – Istanbul, Turkey – Turk Telecom Arena – On sale soon
11-Jun – Zagreb, Croatia – Maksimir Stadium – On Sale Feb. 17
14-Jun – Milan, Italy – Stadio San Siro – On Sale Feb. 13
16-Jun – Florence, Italy – Stadio Franchi – On Sale Feb. 13
20-Jun – Barcelona, Spain – Palau Sant Jordi – On Sale Feb. 16
24-Jun – Coimbra, Portugal – Estadio Cidade de Coimbra – On Sale Feb. 11
28-Jun – Berlin, Germany – O2 Arena – On Sale Feb. 13

02-Jul – Copenhagen, Denmark – Parken Stadium – On Sale Feb. 13
04-Jul – Gothenburg, Sweden – Ullevi Stadium – On Sale Feb. 17
07-Jul – Amsterdam, The Netherlands – Ziggo Dome – On Sale Feb. 11
12-Jul – Brussels, Belgium – Stade Roi-Baudouin – On Sale Feb. 17
14-Jul – Paris, France – Stade De France – On Sale Feb. 14
17-Jul – London, UK – Hyde Park – On Sale Feb. 10
21-Jul – Edinburgh, UK – Murrayfield Stadium – On Sale Feb. 10
24-Jul – Dublin, Ireland – Aviva Stadium – On Sale Feb. 17
29-Jul – Vienna, Austria – Ernst-Happel-Stadion – On Sale Feb. 24

01-Aug – Warsaw, Poland – National Stadium – On Sale Feb. 17
07-Aug – Moscow, Russia – Olimpiski Arena – On sale soon.
08-Aug – St. Petersburg, Russia – SKK Arena – On sale soon
12-Aug – Helsinki, Finland – Olympic Stadium – On Sale Feb. 14
15-Aug – Oslo, Norway – Telenor Arena – On Sale Feb. 20
18-Aug – Zurich, Switzerland – Stadion Letzigrund – On Sale Feb. 24
21-Aug – Nice, France – Stade Charles-Erhmann – On Sale Feb. 14

NORTH AMERICA

28-Aug – Philadelphia, PA – Wells Fargo Center – On Sale Feb. 13
30-Aug – Montreal, QC – Bell Centre – On Sale Feb. 18

01-Sep – Quebec City, QC – Plains of Abraham Site – On Sale Feb. 17
04-Sep – Boston, MA – TD Garden – On Sale Feb. 13
06-Sep – New York, NY – Yankee Stadium – On Sale Feb. 13
10-Sep – Ottawa, ON – Scotiabank Place – On Sale Feb. 13
12-Sep – Toronto, ON – Air Canada Centre – On Sale Feb. 13
15-Sep – Atlantic City, NJ – Boardwalk Hall – On Sale Feb. 27
19-Sep – Chicago, IL – United Center – On Sale Feb. 13
23-Sep – Washington, D.C. – Verizon Center – On Sale Feb. 13
29-Sep – Vancouver, BC – Rogers Arena – On Sale Feb. 13

02-Oct – Seattle, WA – Key Arena – On Sale Feb. 13
06-Oct – San Jose, CA – HP Pavilion – On Sale Feb. 13
10-Oct – Los Angeles, CA – Staples Center – On Sale Feb. 13
13-Oct – Las Vegas, NV – MGM Grand – On Sale Feb. 27
16-Oct – Phoenix, AZ – US Airways Center – On Sale Feb. 27
20-Oct – Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center – On Sale Feb. 27
24-Oct – Houston, TX – Toyota Center – On Sale Feb. 27
27-Oct – New Orleans, LA – New Orleans Arena – On Sale Mar. 5
30-Oct – Kansas City, MO – Sprint Center – On Sale Mar. 5

01-Nov – St. Louis, MO – Scottrade Center – On Sale Mar. 5
03-Nov – St. Paul, MN – Xcel Energy Center – On Sale Feb. 27
10-Nov – Cleveland, OH – Quicken Loans Arena – On Sale Mar. 5
15-Nov – Charlotte, NC – Time Warner Cable Arena – On Sale Mar. 5
17-Nov – Atlanta, GA – Philips Arena – On Sale Mar. 5
TBC – Miami, FL – To Be Confirmed – On Sale Soon

Image via madonna.com

This is cool: Kristen Wiig on Lana Del Rey hoopla


“In this age of dangerous school bullying, you have sent an important message: If you think someone is weird, you should criticize them as much as possible.”

Kristen Wiig defends Lana Del Rey on SNL

M.I.A.’s finger: So what, who cares

Gif via thecultureofme.com

Fred Armisen as Joy Behar sums up M.I.A.’s finger nicely.

Blonde Ambition Tour

Madonna in Jean-Paul Gaultier for her 1990 Blonde Ambition Tour. Phenom! Photo via madonnafansworld.over-blog.com

Madonna obsession starting now. LOVE HER. I feel guilty I ever doubted her, or thought she was being mean to Lady GaGa. Shame on me. Madonna, the one, the Queen, the only. Nobody does it like Madonna.

Madonna: The only interesting part of the Super Bowl

Madonna's opening scene looked a bit like The Hunger Games, no? Photo via justjared.buzznet.com

At a male dominated sport, I gotta say: The ladies totally stole the entire show. Madonna had amazing energy at her Super Bowl halftime show while she played Vogue, Music, Give Me All Your Luvin’, Party Rock Anthem/I’m Sexy and I Know It, Open Your Heart and Like a Prayer with LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, M.I.A. and Cee-Lo Green.

That was DEFINITELY the best Super Bowl performance of all time. Second to Britney, N*SYNC and Aerosmith. Holla!

Go Madonna!!

PS I hear M.I.A. flipped off the camera. Folks, that’s like the least offensive thing she could have ever done on national television. Is anyone even offended by the middle finger anymore? Compared to Janet Jackson’s boob, that was nothing.

Josh Hutcherson: Hottest celebrity since JTT or the middle Hanson brother

PEEEETA
Photo via hungergamesmovie.org

SWOON.

Celebrité: Tilda Swinton

Tilda Swinton is a craaaaazy good actress.

Photo shot by Craig McDean via trendnista.com