This is SO cool: Capitol Couture

Stunning hair, makeup and fashion. Photo via capitolcouture.pn
Stunning hair, makeup and fashion. Photo via capitolcouture.pn

Is anyone else dying for the Hunger Games movie to come out?! Well, this will hopefully tide you over. This blog is dedicated to Capitol Couture, complete with cover stories, profiles and fashion guides to what the Capitol people are wearing. Amazing! Already we know that Effie Trinket, played by Elizabeth Banks, will be wearing 24-carat Steve McQueen peep-toes. EEP!

From what I’ve seen of the costumes in the movie, they hired a phenomenal costume designer.

It looks like a new site, amping up the release of the movie, so we’ll  have to check back frequently to see what else is chic in the Capitol.

Can March 23rd come ANY SOONER?! BAHHHH!!!!

Also, visit District 1 here. This is seriously the best internet interaction for a movie I’ve ever seen. YES.

Food: Girl Scout Cookie Season

Tis the season, bitches. That’s right: Girl Scout Cookies will be melting in our mouths in a little over two weeks. You can even enter your zip code for the nearest Girl Scout council in your area. This is one fine American tradition, folks.

These cookies make over $700 million every year. That's a lot of awesome cookies. Photo via school.salescrunch.com
These cookies make over $700 million every year. That's a lot of awesome cookies. Photo via school.salescrunch.com

What’s your favorite cookie?! It’ almost too cruel to choose.

Movies: The OSCARS

Hello gorgeous! Photo via johnfarr.typepad.com
Hello gorgeous! Photo via johnfarr.typepad.com

I am a total Academy Awards slut. I LOVE the show. The outfits, the epicness of the whole night and watching actors win (and lose gracefully as they practiced in the mirror with their publicist) is highly entertaining. Can you believe this is Meryl Streep’s 17th nomination?! She is the fucking queen of cinema and acting. Amazing. Phenomenal. Best of all time.

I also have to admit that I’m a huge loser as I have only seen one of the best picture nominations, Midnight in Paris. Don’t worry, I’m judging myself too for not seeing “The Help” yet. I’m pretty much the worst person alive.

Le Queen du cinema. Photo via nndb.com
Le Queen du cinema. Photo via nndb.com

I’m SO happy for Brad Pitt. He deserves some recognition. I’m pretty sure Jean Dujardin is gonna win though. And Clooney! Who doesn’ love a Clooney nomination?! Jonah Hill and Melissa McCarthy are awesome nominations as well, just because I like them so much.

I really hope either Midnight in Paris or Bridesmaids wins for Best Original Screenplay. They were both amazing a refreshing films. Hollywood needs to stop being so lame about threequels and fourquels and invest in some great writing talent!

I put a star next to the person/movie/costume I’d like to win just because. Some I just can’t decide, so there are two… or three stars. Because choosing between favorites is just plain cruel.

And the nominees are…

Best Picture 

Señor Allen. Photo via Michael Ochs Archives/Corbis
Señor Allen. Photo via Michael Ochs Archives/Corbis

The Artist
The Descendants
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Hugo
Midnight in Paris *
The Help
Moneyball
War Horse
The Tree of Life

Best Actress

Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Viola Davis, The Help
Rooney Mara, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady *
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn * 

Best Actor

Demian Bachir, A Better Life
George Clooney, The Descendants *
Jean Dujardin, The Artist 
Gary Oldman, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy *
Brad Pitt, Moneyball *

Best Supporting Actor

Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn
Jonah Hill, Moneyball *
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Nick Nolte, Warrior
Max von Sydow, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Best Supporting Actress 

What a fine wine. Photo via sodahead.com
What a fine wine. Photo via sodahead.com

Berenice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids *
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer, The Help

Best Director

Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Terrence Malick, Tree of Life
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris *

Best Original Screenplay

The Artist
Bridesmaids
Margin Call
Midnight in Paris *
A Separation

Best Adapted Screenplay

The Descendants
Hugo *
The Ides of March
Moneyball
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Best Animated Feature

A Cat in Paris *
Chico & Rita
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango

Art Direction

The Artist
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -Part 2 *
(HP 4 EVA)
Hugo
War Horse

Costume Design

Anonymous
The Artist *
Hugo
Jane Eyre
W.E.

Original Song

“Man or Muppet” from The Muppets * (This HAS to win)
“Real in Rio” from Rio

Listen: Beat Culture

Beat Culture‘s new album “Tokyo Dreamer” can be downloaded for free here! Seriously, check it outttt.

Forever Young: Kramer, George, Elaine and Jerry

Yadda Yadda Yadda.

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Dating: Alexa Chung on Chelsea Lately

The lovely Alexa Chung. Photo via hairstylesfresh.blogspot.com
The lovely Alexa Chung. Photo via hairstylesfresh.blogspot.com

Alexa Chung was a recent guest on Chelsea Lately, promoting her new show ’24 hour Catwalk’. Ross Mathews, who is doing a great job of host-replacement btw, revealed that Alexa Chung is on the prowl. She jokingly admitted to accepting dates over Twitter. Oh boy.

The stylish Chung, and former MTV host (I liked ‘It’s On’, damn you MTV!) used to date Arctic Monkeys front man Alex Turner. But they broke up in July 2011. Whatevs, frontmen seem like a lot of work anyways. Divas!

This tweet, surely to be one of many, is a charming peek into the world of dating through the internet:

How wonderful! Dating rocks.

Girlfriend has all the right looks! Photo via justlia.mtv.uol.com.br
Girlfriend has all the right looks! Photo via justlia.mtv.uol.com.br

Chung’s new show, 24 Hour Catwalk, looks interesting. I don’t normally watch reality or competition shows, but I might actually give this one a try. The contestants have 24 hours to make weird shit look fashionable. It sounds exactly like poor, 20 somethings digging through years of fashion mistakes, trying to make something look chic.

Check out obsessive Alexa Chung fashion photos here.

Chelsea is on fire

By the by, Chelsea Handler is blowing the fuck up. Chelsea Lately and After Chelsea on E! are getting better and better. After Chelsea is getting some sick cameos like Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston and Jane Fonda. Plus her show on NBC ‘Are You There, Chelsea?‘ is doing okay I think. I haven’t checked it out yet.

AND Chelsea is in a new movie with Reese Witherspoon called “This Means War” that looks promising. Two hot spies are fighting over Reese Witherspoon, blowing shit up and lots of kissing. That’s like my dream. Jealz!

Activism: Anonymous

Anonymous is ominous. They are declaring a war between Anonymous, the people and the government over SOPA and PIPA type laws. They are planning to take down Facebook this Saturday, Jan 28. In their latest video, they warn:

Government of the United States, leaders of the new world order, you have been warned. Operation Global Blackout part 2, Facebook, engaged. We are Anonymous, we are legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. They should have expected us.

It will be interesting to see if they succeed in taking down Facebook, or at least a portion of the 600,000+ servers. Plus, taking Facebook down on a Saturday when people have nothing to do will certainly make a statement. (and force people to do something else besides look at pictures of other people’s dogs and shit)

What do you think about Anonymous? Or the government trying to control the internet?

Amazing: Bon Joviver

Oh my GOD. A-MA-ZINGLY funny, and surprisingly zen. If you’re into Bon Iver and/or Bon Jovi, you’ll love this video.

This is cool: Chloe “Barbeque”

Because you enjoy barbeque and exacerbated rattlesnake merguez with mung bean fricassee.

Video via combine13.