GO TO HER WEBSITE. WATCH AND LISTEN. WHO SAID THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? Oh, dear God. The quiet, festering death crash and burn of this new Ashlee Simpson album is going to be insane. There’s a countdown on her website. Last time I checked, anyone my age who listened to Ashlee Simpson in the confusing days of high school does not ever listen to her anymore. Not even as a joke. This girl is so uncool that nobody would even be listening ironically (i hate that sentence, but you know it’s true).
EVIDENCE this will blow
She got caught lip-synching on SNL (which is the first thing that pops up on youtube after you type her name in), and by the way it is painful every time to watch. She used to have a reality tv show on MTV. She was married to and then divorced to Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy who hasn’t really done anything musically in yeeeears. She had a baybay. Two years ago, She was rumored to be working on a folk album. A FOLK ALBUM. A nose job, a short haircut. WHO IDENTIFIES WITH YOU. She seriously might be a sociopath. Think about it: if she was actually cool, then she’d know that she isn’t cool. The more you know.
2PF 
I just wanted to say that I love Ashlee Simpson’s music with all my heart and I want to spend the rest of my life listening to it because her music has been the best thing that has ever happened to me ever since she came into the music industry back in 2004. I would be lost if she ever decides to stop making music because making music is what she lives for. I don’t care if Ashlee got caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live back in 2004 to her hit single, “Pieces Of Me”, she doesn’t deserved to be heavily criticized after what happened because she only lip-synched once in her lifetime and it happened 9 years ago. I have all 3 of her previous albums and I can’t wait until she releases her new upcoming album because I really want to buy it. She might not be one of the most popular and successful music artists in the music industry and of this generation like her sister, Jessica was, but at least her, “Autobiography” album (released in 2004) had sold 2,576,495 copies and her, “I Am Me” album (released in 2005) had sold 944,000 copies went Platinum, and had also debuted at number 1 over here in the United States of America. Her, “Bittersweet World” album (released in 2008) flopped because it only sold 126,000 copies over here in the United States of America and 1,000,000 copies worldwide. I think that her new hit single, “Bat For A Heart” off of her new upcoming album sounds awesome and it does have a mature sound to it. I don’t care if she did have plastic surgery on her nose either, I still think that she looks a lot more prettier than Jessica and my wife (her name is also Ashley) and I really wish that I was married to her instead. All of you haters out there needs to back off and leave her alone because she is only human and she only lip-synched once in her lifetime. End of story.
Ashlee Simpson’s music sucks!!!
Ashlee Simpson lost a lot of fans after she got caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live back in 2004 and then she blamed her band for it. Her, “Bittersweet World” album was released on April 22, 2008 and it flopped because it only sold 126,000 copies over here in the United States of America. Her music shifted from Pop/Rock to 80’s Pop because she said that she wanted to make a dance record. She is not a cool person because she said some mean things about Hilary Duff and Britney Spears. She said that she will release another album and that she is working quietly on it in the music studio, good luck to her on that. Her recent music video, “Bat For A Heart” sucks. She filed for a divorce from Pete Wentz (bassist from the Pop-Punk band, Fall Out Boy) and they have a son together named, Bronx Mowgli and she is now married to Evan Ross (Diana Ross’s son) and they have a daughter named, Jagger Snow. What could be worse? She is an idiot who has no musical talent.
Ashlee Simpson’s, “Bittersweet World’ album flopped because it only sold 126,000 copies over here in the United States of America. I don’t like listening to her music at all because she can’t sing like her sister, Jessica can.