America’s Next Top Model girl tells panelists to eat shit

Well not really, but they totally should. Then that show would be worth watching for a change, instead of Tyra only taking in the sweet yet bitter aging qualities of her own farts.

Tyra sucks anyways. When has that show EVER produced a top model? They should call it “America’s Next Top Former Model Becomes TV Host to Berate Young Aspiring Women Because She Doesn’t Have Anything Better To Do (And No Other Talents).” I’ve seen one former ANTM girl doing a tampon commercial or something equally as meh and that’s about it. This show producing nothing but wafts of bullshit from Tyra and billowing clouds of ego from her shitty panel.

Remember on the television gem that was "Tyra" when Tyra always went undercover as a fat person or homeless, but it just turned into a photo shoot?! She so cray! Image via

And Kelly Cutrone is a bitch. Maybe being a huge bitch makes you good at your job, but there are ways to not be a huge ‘C you next Tuesday’. People are not assholes everyday in everything that they do. What a concept! To be nice. Oh, Hollywood types. Always trying to make a kerfuffle out of bupkis.

When Cutrone said “Ok I’m done talking to you now” after Louise said she was rude to her, is fucking hilarious. You can tell people working with Cutrone have been eating up all her sharts for the better part of forever. Get real Cutrone. You suck.

Way to go, Louise. You’re better than ANTM anyways. In fact, you’ll probably be way more famous because you didn’t take their bad career advice that doesn’t get anyone anywhere ever. 

3 thoughts on “America’s Next Top Model girl tells panelists to eat shit

  1. I remember Louise on her original appearance on “Britain’s Next Top Model.” She was plus sized and had long brown hair. I liked the way she looked back then—she doesn’t look fresh-faced now. I also remember Louise being very insecure and having issues.

    But I don’t blame her for walking away here. Tyra wants these girls to be obsequious and kowtow to her, and individual personalities and opinions be damned. This show has long become a joke. Last season was my last (I should’ve stopped watching it for good a long time ago), because this show’s gotten ridiculous beyond belief.

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