Politik: 5 people I’d prefer over the Republican candidate nominees

Kristen Bell would be the awesomest president EVER.

Probable political stances

• Sloths everywhere
• Hunger Games Day is celebrated every year
• No more wars
• Mandatory hugs at 4:00 pm and am every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday
• The Veronica Mars movie will finally be made

 Ice and Coco

Coco and Ice-T would be the PERFECT pair for the presidency. Ice would be the harder, tough love business side of politics, and Coco would have the tender heart and ass-pics to keep us all entertained.

• Law and Order SVU syndicate profits go to underdeveloped areas and at-risk kids in the US
•  Coco teaches us all how to be sweeter and sexier
• Strong, monogamous relationships are encouraged and warrant tax breaks
• Licious online discounts for everyone

Can you imagine the drama they would have in the White House?! The Dowager Countess’ soundbites would totally be better than Khloe’s, Mary would sleep with and then kill all foreign adversaries, and Isobel would definitely give us all universal healthcare.

Probable political stances

• Tea time
• Anyone can marry their cousin if an inheritance is tied up with gender
• Everyone must dress for dinner
• Donald Trump and his new money cronies would be sent to Azkaban