EW. Holy shit. The 2013 MTV Movie Awards were not a great compilation of fashion this year. Not to mention the fact that I know I’m getting older, but who the fuck are most of the people on the red carpet?! My guess would be B-list “teen” celebs from MTV original shows (lol) and the CW.
Hit
Taylor Hanson
Legit, the only person I say who looked amazing head to toe. He’s so fucking handsome. And you can also tell he’s not a total piece of shit because he A) dresses himself and has great personal style or B) has enough brains to have a stylist. A+ Taylor!
Miss
Macklemore
Okay. So, if Macklemore is going the pop artist route in mainstream society, then I owe him a congratulations. He wore something weird that will get the media talking. If I may deconstruct the outfit a bit, it feels as if the black tie and shirt underneath the blue suit is kind of grounding him, or serving as a reminder that he’s a “regular guy” with an eccentric shell. The cape is kinda fun, the hair has a style and shape, and he doesn’t look like a total hot mess. The shoes are horrid though.
I feel for men because there aren’t a lot of options or opportunities to be really creative with fashion without looking like a jag. He gets a B+ for effort.
Mess
Hayley Williams
She is definitely a cute bitch. Her hair looks fun and she’s got a pretty smile. But overalls are not okay. EVER. And oh lord, that bag. Is it underwear? Is she carrying lipgloss inside of theoretical old butt stains around on a red carpet? Honey, no.
Honorable Mess
Hana Mae Lee
What the fuck is that? OH! It’s a cigarette butt. Cuz people should PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!! stop smoking? Woulda been a cute look otherwise, but then nobody would be talking about it or her. Clever publicist, but stupid, stupid outfit.
2PF 
Tay Hanson and his bros are not only gorgeous but they have so much talent. Have you heard of their new single Get the Girl Back? They’ll have a new album out this June.
I will definitely have to listen! They really are great musicians. It’s such a breath of fresh air to see a group that was part of the big label music machine in the 90s continue to be successful. They have SUCH a strong fanbase too, and they seem like respectable human beings. In fact, their’s is the most intense/roughest crowd I’ve ever been in! Those ladies LOVE HANSON and I swear they are all waiting for divorces so they can still marry their crushes lol.