We’ve all seen the ‘Shit someone Says’ videos, which are mostly hilarious and very true. Now comes the motherload of all motherloads: “Shit Liz Lemon Says” CLICK THE LINK to CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yesteryear: Midnight Society
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story… The Tale of the Underemployed Girl.
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Beauty: Mint Sherbet nail color for spring
If you haven’t heard pastels are in for spring, then you’ve been working too hard.
This color from Sally Hansen called Mint Sherbet is the real deal. It’s the perfect mint pastel color for your nails and superbly shiny.
Plus, Lady Gaga predicted in her video for “Marry the Night” that mint would be a huge color in fashion this spring, and her word is law. So what are you waiting for?!
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Celebrité: Selena Gomez goes to the Congo
Can we get a Disney special out of this please?!
Selena Gomez will be going to the Democratic Republic of Congo as UNICEF ambassador sometime in April. Her previous work as a UNICEF ambassador sent her to Ghana and Valparaíso, Chile to promote early childhood development and awareness. Yay for her!
I really wanna see Selena Gomez make volunteering and social awareness something cool to do with the crazy kids and tweens of the day. Wouldn’t that be amazing? Her, maybe Justin Beiber, and a concert/documentary event on the Congo. Show that to a bunch of annoying teens who thought they were going to scream their lungs out to “Baby” instead being mortified at how not-first world some people live. Maybe they (and some young adults) would stop being upset about not having $500 iPads.
Kudos to Selena for doing something positive with her celebrité!! Now if she can only get an MTV or Disney TV specials to inspire her legions of followers to do good. There’s GOTTA be a way to market volunteering and humanitarian awareness to screaming, hormone-crazed teens. Wouldn’t it be great if kids and teens were throwing tantrums over their parents not donating enough to poverty and famine in Africa?! Probably in a billion years. But Never Say Never.
Celebrité: Britney Spears will control her life once more
We all remember when our sweet Britney Spears went a little nuts circa Kevin Federline and two babies. She spoke in a British accent, hung out with some people who were allegedly drugging her and shaved her head (AND, in my opinion, consequently made the best album of her career Blackout.)
Anyways, on the account that she is worth millions of dollars and needed someone to take care of her, Brit’s papa Jamie Spears was granted control of her conservatorship back in 2008. (This still brings a tear to my eye! Can you imagine a world without Britney Spears in it?! Hello apocalypse.)
However, with her recent engagement to former manager Jason Trawick, Jamie has planned to ask the judge overseeing the case to end the conservatorship based on how far Britney has come in the 5 years since the conservatorship was set in place.
This is amazing! Brit has definitely done a lot in the past 5 years, including raising two children, releasing two albums (after Blackout) and going on two world tours! It’s also nice that she’s marrying someone who isn’t a total turdface famewhore. People in Hollywood are weird. Which isn’t a dig at Federline, as you probably remember a time when he was considered the responsible parent and had to overhaul taking care of Jayden James and Sean Preston. Talk about twilight zone.
Yay for Britney. We’ve grown up with her since 1998 when she released …Baby One More Time. That’s a 14 year relationship. That should warrant an invite to the wedding, or at least a live special. But we understand if she doesn’t.
LOVE YOU BRITNEY!
Listen: Handbraekes
This music will make you feel like you’re on drugs in the best possible way. Or a discotheque circa 8 drinks ago in Europe.
Stream Handbraekes new EP “#1” below. If you like it so much and enjoy feeling loopy, you can pick it up Feb. 6.
Forever Young: Freaks and Geeks
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Fashion: Toy bag
I’m obsessed with this bag. I’m naming it Toy Bag, because I can’t find it anywhere on the Internet. It’s a little bigger than an iPhone! It reminds me of those toy purses we had as little girls that we would put stickers and toy lipstick in. I absolutely had to buy it, if only for the sake of nostalgia. And so I can pretend to be Cher Horowitz again. Spring is going to be colorful and wonderful.
It’s made from shiny, fabulous plastic so, you know, it can wipe clean when we spill our juice boxes (cocktails).
You can find the Toy Bag at Target in blue, pink and orange for $9.99.
Music: Free NEW Santigold track “Big Mouth”
BIG MOUTH / a Free NEW Santigold track!.
Santigold has a new album coming out in Spring of 2012. She has been so kind as to give us, her lovely fans, her single for free.
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Television: Golden Girls
In what may be the most necessary purchase of your life, the Golden Girls, seasons are on sale at Target. I just got seasons 1-4 for a total of $30. They are normally $15 a season. GO THERE NOW! The deal ends the 28th, don’t miss out on some elderly hilarity from the original Sex and the City.
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