This exists: Unbaby.me for your Facebook newsfeed gets rid of unwanted babies

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Instead of this (this baby is cute though, if only there was a filter for ugly babies)

You get this:

Pretty genius, right?

Now if only this was a life app for unwanted children.

“Need an abortion? Replace your fetus with limited edition Cadillac prints from the 1970s!“

I can see the future so clearly.