Last night there was not 1 but FOUR dogs present at the party I was at. Is this the new party accessory for spring? I hope so. I wouldn’t mind a few turds on the carpet in exchange for some puppy cuddles and kisses. Besides, puppy poo isn’t any worse than anything that comes out of a drunk lightweight after too many shots, right?
Also, puppies are the BEST way to meet women/men. They are soft, nice, cuddly and rambunctious. The most perfect pick up of all time.
You guys, the is the year of the Party Puppy. A new column has been spawned. Let’s all take picture of puppies at parties. Send them to me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll post them. This is the best trend of ALL TIME. YESSSSSS!!!!!
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next high fashion trend: live puppy jewelry. imagine putting an adorable puppy in a harness and wearing him like a necklace.
And then poop EVERYWHERE. But a really cute and cuddly accessory nonetheless!!!!