Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger: The birth of Chavril, the death of our souls

22 Aug

This is happening. Image via idolator.com

OH god. It’s like the gods of terrible music, hair and style started subsidizing meth to cupid workers in a heaven that looks like a back alley somewhere in Detroit.

You can bet your bottom dollar that these two are going to annoy the shit out of us in any way possible via reality shows, scat porn, you name it. It was reported that they have been together for 6 months, which is way too soon to know if you want to marry someone btw. Is this Chad Kroeger’s plan to finally become cool in America? Hahaha that’s so sweet. But going through Avril Lavigne is not the way to do it. Putting two of the most uncool, “seriously, who the fuck are their fans” people together is as confusing as a sex dream about a member of your extended family.

Love is love, so if it’s true to them, more power to ‘em. Chavril? Oh sweet mother of god.

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One Response to “Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger: The birth of Chavril, the death of our souls”

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  1. WHY: Why is Avril Lavigne still making music? | 20poorandfabulous - July 22, 2013

    […] She’s engaged to Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. That’s pop culture relevant for a few LOLs. (I can’t even write that sentence without laughing a little bit. love is love, good for them, blah blah blah but still. THE most uncool pairing in the history of Canadian pop, right?!). […]

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