Celebrité: Katie Holmes to GTFAway from Tom Cruise

29 Jun

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How now brown cow? Katie Holmes has finally had enough of Tom’s alien bedtime stories, so she is filing for divorce.

The details of this divorce are going to be PHENOMENAL. Can you imagine? “New details leak: Xenu pies for breakfast ONLY on Sundays or Suri gets no dessert on Tuesday”. This is gonna be sooooooooooo good. Best divorce ever.

The world is really changing, you guys.

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One Response to “Celebrité: Katie Holmes to GTFAway from Tom Cruise”

  1. wadswords June 29, 2012 at 6:15 pm #

    I always thought she was too good for him!

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