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Politik: Ciao Santorum, you frothy son-of-a-bitch

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Farewell Santy. You were a greatly written character during the Republican race for the White House: Back to White America. Much more memorable than all the other people I’ve already forgotten about. Wait, Gingrich was pretty cray cray. He’ll probably be back for Road Rules: Republican candidates get wild in Cabo San Lucas. I’d actually like to be on that show. Can you imagine the things that would be flying out of those mouths after 2 shots of Bacardi Razz? If only. Let’s remember the good times we had with Santorum, and then forget him forever.

The time when thinly-veiled white supremacists wrote a song about him.

When he said education was bad for people, because they learn things about the world and learning makes people un-Christian.

His last name and all the jokes that came with it!

Hating women. Ugh, GTFO Santy.

The time he said a child from rape is a gift from G.O.D.

Pretending he knows anything about the medical profession. Playing Operation doesn’t really give anyone the credentials to make serious medical decisions for millions of people, and neither does being a Christian or a politician, jerkface.

For a while, his campaign was afoot with death, sex and abortion, which made him look like a sick fetishist. That was fun I guess.

He thinks it’s wrong to have sex for pleasure. Why you just take our Netflix, chocolate and Chipotle burritos away from us too, asswipe!

Ciao, sucka. FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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